Author name: Jdizzle

Hey there! I'm a proud dad of two, living proof that you can have a little chaos and still somehow keep things together — at least that's what I tell myself after my kids' 48th "Why?" of the day. I spent 12 years in Germany, so yes, I can order a beer in fluent German and give you a “Prost!” that’ll make you feel like family. Speaking of beer, I’m a bit of a snob (I mean, I’ve tasted it all — from lagers to IPAs — if it doesn’t come with a fancy name and a quirky backstory, I’m not interested). When I’m not cracking dad jokes, like, “Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!” I’m trying to master the ukulele, although my kids will tell you I sound like a cat being stepped on. Oh, and don’t even get me started on board games — there’s no such thing as too much Splendor in my house (even if it’s just me and my wife trying not to flip the board). Speaking of which, I’ve got the best wife in the world, and if I ever come into some serious cash, I’m hiring my own sushi chef, because I believe every man’s dream is to eat sushi without having to pretend to know how to use chopsticks. Life’s all about good times, good food, and better beer, right?